Cankles-McJeggings

Oh come on, Iain, don’t be like that, buddy! The season of goodwill approaches.

You have the honour of the greatest nickname in board history bestowed upon your magnificent, beautiful self! Big Cankles Mcjeggings (and his pink hammer).

Own it like a leader of men! Xx

      Si, you dribbling spastic, you can’t even spell my name right let alone be funny. More ppt needed.

      mono-stereo changed the title to Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread .

      Stop! You CANK touch this!

      • -si- replied to this.

        Cankles McJeggings does have a ‘Rumplestiltskin’ ring to it, which is a great name to put the fear of god up the paedos.

        1,2,3,4, Cankles McJeggings is at your door,
        5,6 grab your crucifix
        7,8 never stay up late
        9,10 hammer time again

          To summon him, look into the mirror and say:

          “Cankles McJeggings”

          “Cankles McJeggings”

          “CAnkles McJEggings!”

          Millsy
          1-2 in an Adidas shoe
          3-4 Cankles is at your door
          5-6 Jeggings full of rips
          7-8 Hammer to your skullplate

            Millsy Cankles McJeggings does have a ‘Rumplestiltskin’ ring to it, which is a great name to put the fear of god up the paedos.

            1,2,3,4, Cankles McJeggings is at your door,
            5,6 grab your crucifix
            7,8 never stay up late
            9,10 hammer time again

            MIllsy, after the above, if you call my bants grim ever again, i am sending hanners and rhouses to stay at yours for a fortnight.

                -si- you’re a strange one si, I’ll give you that

                  Saino’s are selling the Peppa Pig annual now, did think of Si and MC when I saw it.

                  • -si- replied to this.

                    Smallman1 Saino’s are selling the Peppa Pig annual now, did think of Si and MC when I saw it.

                    Good man, ed! Great to hear you’re back in the kids book section again, looking for something new to read after absolutely blazing you way through the latest enid blyton in less than 6 months!

                    No stopping you now, bud!

                        Millsy

                        OK. Thanks, m8. I haven’t got a line one though. What did she say?

                          Si with the Anklepants avi. Massive respect!

                          Reading this thread is a bit like rubber necking on the motorway at a crash site

                          Millsy
                          I’m in the process of making some medal moulds for Si & Zacko.

                          Any precious metal donations, old sovs or ‘gold’ chains, wives gold teeth, etc much appreciated.

                            Reading Cankles-McJeggings replied to this written below a post is probably the hardest I have ever laughed at anything on here, which is quite a statement!

                            He’s probably got a few gigs lined up.

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