This has caused a suicidal moment - an earworm of MC Hammer - Can’t Touch This. Awful.

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    zackster Happy to report that he’s removed all of the toxic people from his life and is now thriving! Yes mate!

    Lol!

      21 days later
      4 days later

      ’Twas the night before New Year, and all through the house
      Not a Cankles was stirring, not even a flounce;
      The jeggings were hung by the chimney with care,
      In hopes that old Ian soon would be there

        Read that several times now. It’s really good Dave. Lol 😂

        The thought of Canks visiting in the night is really unsettling. Waking up to find all the gin is gone and ur worst acid house records have been played. Kids all touched up obvs.

          13 days later

          Hello lads, I’m back after me wee hiatus, family emergency needed tending to yah see. Anyhow, look at teh new trousers Santa brought fer me!