CANKS reading all the P Diddy news…

Confirmed sighting in this vid @ 27mins in

  • erik replied to this.

    Hursty the amount decorators charge you’d think he could afford a van 😂

      2 months later

      [Verse 1]
      Oh, Cankles McJeggings, the Leeds fan king,
      With ankles as thick as logs.
      In Adidas trainers, he makes them sing,
      While the Gardens shake with his clogs.

      [Chorus]
      Cankles! (Cankles!) McJeggings! (McJeggings!)
      “Let’s Beuk” pumps loud in his ears!
      With Dulux beats and hammer treats,
      He’s the man all the nonces fear!

      [Verse 2]
      When Bealio sneaks through the flowerbed,
      Cankles hears the bassline stop.
      He cranks up the tune, his hammer swings,
      And Bealio’s MFI furniture drops.

      [Chorus]
      Cankles! (Cankles!) McJeggings! (McJeggings!)
      Grooving while nonces flee!
      His ankles may jiggle, but justice will wiggle,
      To Dulux Connection’s beats!

      [Bridge]
      “Oh, Bealio mate, your time is done!”
      Cankles yells with aplomb.
      He stomps to the rhythm, his hammer’s won,
      And the Gardens cheer for him on!

      [Verse 3]
      From tulips to ponds, his stomping ground,
      Is a rave of justice and might.
      With “Let’s Beuk” blasting, his moves astound,
      As he hammers wrongs to right.

        bosstrabs
        Fair play, haven’t got the patience personally

        Preferred Ask Jeeves

          7 days later