If we do a poll and everyone is in agreement, could we get a cankles mcjeggings advent calendar sorted pls?

A multitude of festive themed David Brent style poses, with the famous claw hammer of course, would be an absolute best seller in Poundlands across the UK.

Millsy

Fucking hell. En route. Fatty is getting some special luvin from old faithful 😵‍💫💥🔨 Consider it done.

zackster
😂
Didn’t realise how lethal he was.

Will pay more respect in future for sure!

Who’s this Derno then? Rubbishy watch and that’s not a hammer either. Needs a real one if he’s going to be taken seriously. Amateur hour.

    Great to see you and si double teaming, whacko.
    His chair and headwand battery fully recharged and a fresh bale of hay for yourself. Dream team of the PPT spaz community.

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      it is always somewhat unfortunate when persons of dubious character are seen sporting the colours of their beloved football team and, for the record, Jimmy Savile hated football. This case seems well off the scale of depravity and i have seen a lot over the years.

        Cankles-McJeggings

        Oh come on, Iain, don’t be like that, buddy! The season of goodwill approaches.

        You have the honour of the greatest nickname in board history bestowed upon your magnificent, beautiful self! Big Cankles Mcjeggings (and his pink hammer).

        Own it like a leader of men! Xx

          Si, you dribbling spastic, you can’t even spell my name right let alone be funny. More ppt needed.

          mono-stereo changed the title to Cankles McJegging’s Hammer Time thread .

          Stop! You CANK touch this!

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