Smallman1 Saino’s are selling the Peppa Pig annual now, did think of Si and MC when I saw it.

Good man, ed! Great to hear you’re back in the kids book section again, looking for something new to read after absolutely blazing you way through the latest enid blyton in less than 6 months!

No stopping you now, bud!

      Millsy

      OK. Thanks, m8. I haven’t got a line one though. What did she say?

        Si with the Anklepants avi. Massive respect!

        Reading this thread is a bit like rubber necking on the motorway at a crash site

        Millsy
        I’m in the process of making some medal moulds for Si & Zacko.

        Any precious metal donations, old sovs or ‘gold’ chains, wives gold teeth, etc much appreciated.

          Reading Cankles-McJeggings replied to this written below a post is probably the hardest I have ever laughed at anything on here, which is quite a statement!

          He’s probably got a few gigs lined up.

          12 days later

          Listen to you lot. No wonder Ian fucked off to focus on himself!

          I’m really pleased for him. He’s looking well.

          Agreed. Maybe there is something to his whole low-sodium-unsmoked-reduced-flavor bacon.

            zackster
            When you’re that salty to begin with I’d imagine it’s a must!

            Looking forward to his comeback already

              This has caused a suicidal moment - an earworm of MC Hammer - Can’t Touch This. Awful.

              • -si- replied to this.

                zackster Happy to report that he’s removed all of the toxic people from his life and is now thriving! Yes mate!

                Lol!

                  21 days later
                  4 days later

                  ’Twas the night before New Year, and all through the house
                  Not a Cankles was stirring, not even a flounce;
                  The jeggings were hung by the chimney with care,
                  In hopes that old Ian soon would be there

                    Read that several times now. It’s really good Dave. Lol 😂

                    The thought of Canks visiting in the night is really unsettling. Waking up to find all the gin is gone and ur worst acid house records have been played. Kids all touched up obvs.