Its hilarious how camp Coldplay have become. Everyone decked in UV light and holding hands. They’re a band for kids now, its like a Universal Studios ride. Their 1st album is genuinely good, now buried under a blanket of candy floss.
I always laugh at the two guitarists, trapped in limbo and awkward as fuck. They cant dress like Keith Richards and dont want to wear hot pink, so they dress like a pair of extras out of Dead Mans Shoes and stand there wishing someone would blow up the stage.
The whole show could easily just be Chris Martin and a jumbotron TV with 3D lovehearts, nobody would even notice.
