Layla Moran must be your MP as well mono?
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benson Yes mate. Voted for her last time.
Snr is doing the final phase of prep before moving into the time-locked bunker for the next 5 years, with an option to go back in for another 5 years if those socialists are still in power. He’s got the Bollinger on ice, the Yazz masters with him and Sky Sports ready to go. It’s time to hunker down and await better days.
We’re being split into 2 constituencies, current incumbent Bob Seely, (a childish cunt of a man, who was parachuted in to a Tory safe seat having twice failed to get elected in Nottingham, after our previous MP made a string of homophobic comments in an address to the local college) is up for West Wight, he’s up against the Labour candidate is Rich Quigley, who’s island born and a really nice guy. Thing is, West Wight is full of 2nd homers, and boomers, and I can’t see him winning sadly
East Wight has some Tory sprog who is barely out of short trousers and his opposition is Emily Brothers, lots of tactical voting going to be happening here
The state of the cunts in Canvey. Ed’s long lost bro at 4:35 too.
Cunts!
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Along_the_Wire My mum’s seriously ill at the moment. Thanks for ruining my day 
whatever Snr is doing the final phase of prep before moving into the time-locked bunker for the next 5 years, with an option to go back in for another 5 years if those socialists are still in power. He’s got the Bollinger on ice, the Yazz masters with him and Sky Sports ready to go. It’s time to hunker down and await better days.
He’s also got a number of unreleased David Morales Red Zone remixes that he did for Eternal.
They’re all 12 minute epics!
alistair apologies about that, I wasn’t to know though. Hope she’s okay.
alistair Sorry to hear this mate.
Along_the_Wire Apology accepted 
NasserAlazzawi the funniest thing about this is that the Tory’s spent £2.2m putting a briefing room in Downing St
Useless cunts
The all stick, attack on the young National Service gimmick/policy announced at the same time as ensuring pensioners’ triple lock will be further protected (presumably on the back of the same young peoples’ taxes) is plain wrong. Time for a change.