Smallman1 Do you know what I’m sensing here? That not many of you have any female friends, and do you know what, that’s ok. It takes a certain type to get on with everyone, there’s only a few us on the planet!
seanc80 It would probably fit you better to ride a few of them instead of being a court jester at their gatherings
Flares Thanks for the reply Edward and i will let the wife down gently. Seems a lot of the junior members are jealous of Edward, envy is a dreadful sin.
LT42 It’s the year 2087, message boards no longer exist. Now we inhabit virtual board rooms where clubbers share their night outs via various flow charts and holographic images. Members now represented by various avatars dressed in luminous bodysuits walking around swapping music implants. Sitting on a chez lounge today is someone wearing the “Smallman” avatar, a g-string ensemble favoured by some of the more risqué members, a nod to a message board legend of yore. Also available is the “Flares” avatar. It resembles a turd but is in fact an all brown get up that comes free when you download the app. Today though this avatar is actually Flares. Now in his late 90s and kept alive with wires and cables, he’s boring the shite out of all the teenagers about “back in the day’”. Nobody pays any attention. He is considered a bug in the system that everyone walks around and avoids.
mono-stereo Lol. Imagine actually doing this. Are you absolutely sure your “best friends” aren’t a bit embarrassed by this bizzare procedure? You do have to marvel at the level of narcissism.
