Kells77 Does this appeal to you guys?

Looks ridiculous. Rings the alarms for ‘self obsessed’, ‘attention seeker’ or ‘dangerously insecure’.

Probably a lovely lady and it’s me whose a horrible human being

    Amps No euphemism. It was a party in a pub in north london. It was the way I rolled when single.

      Kells77 Does this appeal to you guys? Serious question.

      Nope. OTT fillers/botox screams needy. Likely to spend more time updating her 15 social media apps than talking to you. Fun and natural photos on a date are likely to involve 23 takes and a tantrum when you don’t give her enough light and haven’t snapped when she is peak pout.

        As above. Some super hot chicks are lovely. Many are not. She strikes me as a not. And she is not ‘super hot’ either

        Thanks for the responses lads. These pouts always remind me of a toddler not getting their way, and from the sound of it, that’s what you lot get with these lasses 😂

          Kells77 Usually surrounded by those lads ‘dave’ is fond of in aspiration (but naff) bars

            Of course she’s horrific…. just thought the text was amusing!

            What those lonely heart ads really mean…

            40-ish………………..49

            Adventurous……………Slept with all your mates

            Athletic………………No tits

            Average looking………..Has a face like an arse

            Beautiful……………..Pathological liar

            Contagious Smile……….Does a lot of pills

            Emotionally Secure……..On medication

            Feminist………………Fat

            Free spirit……………Junkie

            Friendship first……….Former slut

            Gentle………………..Dull

            Good Listener………….Autistic

            New-Age……………….Body hair problems

            Old-fashioned………….No BJs or ana1

            Open-minded……………Desperate

            Outgoing………………Loud and Embarrassing

            Passionate…………….Sloppy drunk

            Poet………………….Depressive

            Professional…………..B*tch

            Romantic………………Frigid

            Voluptuous…………….Very Fat

            Large lady…………….Hugely Fat

            Wants Soulmate…………Stalker

            Widow…………………Murderer

            Likes eating out……..fat cunt

            Seeks knight in shining armour….ex is a psycho

              Dan Seeks knight in shining armor = Needy bitch that can’t do anything by herself imo

                If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best 🤮

                benson Ed I probably still have her number somewhere if you want it.

                Sure, nothing ventured, nothing gained!