Thanks for the responses lads. These pouts always remind me of a toddler not getting their way, and from the sound of it, that’s what you lot get with these lasses 😂

    Kells77 Usually surrounded by those lads ‘dave’ is fond of in aspiration (but naff) bars

      Of course she’s horrific…. just thought the text was amusing!

      What those lonely heart ads really mean…

      40-ish………………..49

      Adventurous……………Slept with all your mates

      Athletic………………No tits

      Average looking………..Has a face like an arse

      Beautiful……………..Pathological liar

      Contagious Smile……….Does a lot of pills

      Emotionally Secure……..On medication

      Feminist………………Fat

      Free spirit……………Junkie

      Friendship first……….Former slut

      Gentle………………..Dull

      Good Listener………….Autistic

      New-Age……………….Body hair problems

      Old-fashioned………….No BJs or ana1

      Open-minded……………Desperate

      Outgoing………………Loud and Embarrassing

      Passionate…………….Sloppy drunk

      Poet………………….Depressive

      Professional…………..B*tch

      Romantic………………Frigid

      Voluptuous…………….Very Fat

      Large lady…………….Hugely Fat

      Wants Soulmate…………Stalker

      Widow…………………Murderer

      Likes eating out……..fat cunt

      Seeks knight in shining armour….ex is a psycho

        Dan Seeks knight in shining armor = Needy bitch that can’t do anything by herself imo

          If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best 🤮

          benson Ed I probably still have her number somewhere if you want it.

          Sure, nothing ventured, nothing gained!

            Looks like it’s called imgur Hursty.

            I’ve never heard of it I must say.

            What I like about ‘dating’ is the bit when you persuade the bird to stand on your balls and shout at you in thick Beijing vernacular for no add-on fees because she thinks it seems ‘fun’.

              bosstrabs lol. For 20 RMB you can also go on a socially-distanced walking date