Desperados!
Dating apps and war stories
Get yourself on fabswingers if u want a laugh.Fuckin hilarious it is.
a month later
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Some highlights from the last month on the dating apps…..
age? 43 
Seeks knight in shining armour means her ex is a fucking nutter.
Likes eating out ….fat cunt
Sophie is only couple of miles away from me. Result
‘ Sophie also likes to be called Nigel ’
That’ll do
Why the fuck wouldn’t anyone want to stay single - no hassle from anyone and a healthy bank account, what’s not to like?
I’m going to show Lou your message and say “See! I told you!”, Nick
nicksneddon being single in your 40s…. meeeh. Don’t know about you but most of my mates are married or in relationships, which makes it a challenge to get them out. Anyway… what I do have ahead of me is getting into a new relationship with a bird I fancy…. which is Fckng great…. I went on around 25 dates though before I met my last one - gets tiring.
Actually thinking about it, now that my divorce is well in the rear view mirror, if it wasn’t for the threat of another lockdown I’d probably be really enjoying being single…
Was that with 25 different girls? Kill me now
Haha no didn’t shag them… just went on that many dates… I’m a fussy bastard 
this guy keeps on hitting me up on Grindr.
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Millsy best ride I ever had
