Salted Caramel then…

I have no idea what that means but assume she takes it up both pipes

    Millsy She’s into chocolate flavour dicks and not vanilla…

      Millsy can you give smallsy a few pointers? Poor lad is always struggling. 😢

      No one can handle the chocolate box good looks and smouldering charisma.

        Think Ed only has one pipe, Amps.

        Amps I saw two cunts at Soho Farmhouse smoking pipes (actual pipes) last week. Really did annoy me

        • Dan replied to this.

            Bet they were rocking Beards as well.

            • Heno replied to this.

              It is soho farmhouse, what do you expect but a load of posh cunts

              Some posh cunts are sound.

              I am of course talking about myself.

                Soho Farmhouse review

                “ I don’t know if its the concept or the clientele, but the whole thing may as well be in Jumeirah, or Bayshore, or .. it has that jaw-dropping lack of any real taste and authenticity that is the hallmark of the global offshore. And unlike, say, the nearest local not-a-nob-hangout in Heythrop park, it takes itself waaaay seriously. To the point of making it pretty hard to navigate the public (OMG!) footpath that runs right past it.
                A car park stuffed with large black things, typically driven by scrawny suburban prawns who have an allergy to pulling over - maybe because they’re perennially chatting to other trophy whatsits. It is, as a lively local staff member told me, “Butlins for … (insert the plural c-word).” Yessir.”

                  Hursty “a car park stuffed with large black things”, is Carl Cox DJing there these days?