Soho Farmhouse review
ā I donāt know if its the concept or the clientele, but the whole thing may as well be in Jumeirah, or Bayshore, or .. it has that jaw-dropping lack of any real taste and authenticity that is the hallmark of the global offshore. And unlike, say, the nearest local not-a-nob-hangout in Heythrop park, it takes itself waaaay seriously. To the point of making it pretty hard to navigate the public (OMG!) footpath that runs right past it.
A car park stuffed with large black things, typically driven by scrawny suburban prawns who have an allergy to pulling over - maybe because theyāre perennially chatting to other trophy whatsits. It is, as a lively local staff member told me, āButlins for ā¦ (insert the plural c-word).ā Yessir.ā
