Amps I saw two cunts at Soho Farmhouse smoking pipes (actual pipes) last week. Really did annoy me

  • Dan replied to this.

      Bet they were rocking Beards as well.

      • Heno replied to this.

        It is soho farmhouse, what do you expect but a load of posh cunts

        Some posh cunts are sound.

        I am of course talking about myself.

          Soho Farmhouse review

          “ I don’t know if its the concept or the clientele, but the whole thing may as well be in Jumeirah, or Bayshore, or .. it has that jaw-dropping lack of any real taste and authenticity that is the hallmark of the global offshore. And unlike, say, the nearest local not-a-nob-hangout in Heythrop park, it takes itself waaaay seriously. To the point of making it pretty hard to navigate the public (OMG!) footpath that runs right past it.
          A car park stuffed with large black things, typically driven by scrawny suburban prawns who have an allergy to pulling over - maybe because they’re perennially chatting to other trophy whatsits. It is, as a lively local staff member told me, “Butlins for … (insert the plural c-word).” Yessir.”

            Hursty “a car park stuffed with large black things”, is Carl Cox DJing there these days?

              When pipe smokers were mentioned I just had to look at the reviews!

              A lot of places have there fair share of cunts. Soho Farmhouse is an excellent way to spend a weekend. You don’t talk to these cunts

                Hursty From what you’ve said and reading the odd review it sounds pretentious as fuck!

                That review you posted was practically written before they turned up. I like Soho House a lot - it’s got it’s share of cunts, but frankly, so has Weatherspoons. Don’t talk to them.

                If it was full of cunts and shit, I wouldn’t be a member.

                  has quick mocking wank

                  Never mind her left-hand missing it’s her missing head I’d have the problem with

                    You have to go and ruin it don’t you, Millsy

                      Ironically ‘Marin’ is (nearly) an anagram of ‘no arm’

                      Smallman1 You’d think she’d know her left from her right… It’s a mirror shot, Ed.

                        25 days later

                        Was in a restaurant last night and heard a bird on a nearby table say ‘holibobs’, and I thought “Fuck me, that’s exactly the kind of shite word Ed Smallman would use” and then I came in this thread to check, and Smallman does indeed use that phrase.

                        He’s a bigger truncheon than Patson Daka’s swinging cock in the changing rooms after he’s just given Man United the runaround.

                          No more holibobs for me this year.

                          Sad face.

                          6 days later

                          Christ it must be like an abandoned mine down there.

                          Maybe send her the number of a local taylor who specialises in whizzards’ sleeves

                            Might be better to leave it till next week after they’ve all been draughted up on mass arsehole repair duties in Manchester this evening

                              Dont think she needed to put she likes kisses and cuddles

                              Amps Uhhh….

                              Putting me in a top hat in a giant cake with nothing on but a thong isn’t something I:
                              A) would do.
                              B) think is funny.
                              C) …As if I have female friends. I mean c’mon!

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