Dating apps and war stories

A penile racist!

Millsy can you give smallsy a few pointers? Poor lad is always struggling.

No one can handle the chocolate box good looks and smouldering charisma.

Sticky1

Think Ed only has one pipe, Amps.

A lol for Millsy!

Amps I saw two cunts at Soho Farmhouse smoking pipes (actual pipes) last week. Really did annoy me

Along_the_Wire Wankers…. I’d had thrown dogmuck at them.

Bet they were rocking Beards as well.

Dubman I’d say curly moustache’s

It is soho farmhouse, what do you expect but a load of posh cunts

Smallman1 but do you smoke a pipe?

I don’t Rich.

Soho Farmhouse review

“ I don’t know if its the concept or the clientele, but the whole thing may as well be in Jumeirah, or Bayshore, or .. it has that jaw-dropping lack of any real taste and authenticity that is the hallmark of the global offshore. And unlike, say, the nearest local not-a-nob-hangout in Heythrop park, it takes itself waaaay seriously. To the point of making it pretty hard to navigate the public (OMG!) footpath that runs right past it.
A car park stuffed with large black things, typically driven by scrawny suburban prawns who have an allergy to pulling over - maybe because they’re perennially chatting to other trophy whatsits. It is, as a lively local staff member told me, “Butlins for … (insert the plural c-word).” Yessir.”

Hursty “a car park stuffed with large black things”, is Carl Cox DJing there these days?

Hursty love it!

When pipe smokers were mentioned I just had to look at the reviews!

A lot of places have there fair share of cunts. Soho Farmhouse is an excellent way to spend a weekend. You don’t talk to these cunts

Hursty From what you’ve said and reading the odd review it sounds pretentious as fuck!

That review you posted was practically written before they turned up. I like Soho House a lot - it’s got it’s share of cunts, but frankly, so has Weatherspoons. Don’t talk to them.

If it was full of cunts and shit, I wouldn’t be a member.