Chicken Bovril?

I’ve heard it all now.

Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?

    If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right

      Millsy Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?

      Or ‘Sans cheese’

        My profile pic is a pic of me at Dixon.

        I look so good looking it’s unreal.

        Literally queuing the corner, how I roll.

          seanc80 If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right

          A gen lol!

            benson 7/10

            When most on here are a 3, 4 at best that’s absolutely winning.

            And she was only saying that to keep me keen, a strategy that ultimately failed.

            You really can’t keep a good man down!

              5 days later
              20 days later

              Tinder Maldives style… 1km away - this might be my year!!!!

              • Dan replied to this.

                Dan’s married, you homewrecker!

                10 months later

                I can’t believe this isn’t a bit. This is unintentionally fantastic work by this dude, and further proof that porn/smartphones are more dangerous than guns. Yet another reason to be glad ur not a woman.

                Didn’t you hear he’s going to be a famous DJ? Once she realises this, she’ll be sliding across the floor to him.

                Seriously, the guy is sick. Seen he’s now been arrested. At first, I thought it was a ‘joke’ for views, but looking at all the other stuff that he’s done it’s just as well it’s been handled.