Dating apps and war stories
a month later
Not for me thanks
I just instinctively sprayed my screen with Lynx Africa.
She may not be a lady but she’s all woman.
Gotta be a Kraut.
Racist.
Sarah wears her winter coat all year round.
How about this one….any takers?
Chicken Bovril?
I’ve heard it all now.
Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?
If it said sping onion mash, I’d have swiped right
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Millsy Is there a similar profile pic of you in your pouch with ‘Impress me with: Pizza base’ doing the rounds?
Or ‘Sans cheese’
My profile pic is a pic of me at Dixon.
I look so good looking it’s unreal.
Literally queuing the corner, how I roll.