Was in a restaurant last night and heard a bird on a nearby table say ‘holibobs’, and I thought “Fuck me, that’s exactly the kind of shite word Ed Smallman would use” and then I came in this thread to check, and Smallman does indeed use that phrase.

He’s a bigger truncheon than Patson Daka’s swinging cock in the changing rooms after he’s just given Man United the runaround.

    No more holibobs for me this year.

    Sad face.

    6 days later

    Christ it must be like an abandoned mine down there.

    Maybe send her the number of a local taylor who specialises in whizzards’ sleeves

      Might be better to leave it till next week after they’ve all been draughted up on mass arsehole repair duties in Manchester this evening

        Dont think she needed to put she likes kisses and cuddles

        Amps Uhhh….

        Putting me in a top hat in a giant cake with nothing on but a thong isn’t something I:
        A) would do.
        B) think is funny.
        C) …As if I have female friends. I mean c’mon!

        • Amps replied to this.

          Amps

          Nah mate. I have a sense of humour and some dignity.

          Eduardo on the other hand…

          • Amps replied to this.

            You’re right Jay.

            I have humour, dignity and chocolate box good looks.

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