Rhouses has already given this some thought lol.

lol. Good half hour and some edits too.

I reckon rhouses is pitching for a new festival to rival sunburn in India.

    Was tempted to set up a djark disco room, but the Rhouses Festival isn’t about bandwagons. It’s about the timeless legends.

      Dubman lol. With enough money that would be easy… the guy running Sunburn is an egotistical maniac with absolutely no clue. I used to run their social media pages in the ‘good old days’ for a couple of years, until they told me to also man the owner’s twitter handle, so I could help him become a celebrity in the scene. Fuck off.

        Millsy Beauty and the Beat’ idea

        It’s the type of incredible idea that one would come up with whilst sat on the toilet 🚽

            Mobility scooter bumper cars!

            competitive eating comp outside the bedrock tent.

            mono-stereo The good news is I flushed once I was done!

            Eating Tent would be a game changer. Mutton Rolls, Mutton Biryani and some really shit Chinese food to keep Dave away.

              In retrospect, if it was possible, I’d do a 2 for 1 with Sasha too, so he can bring back the original Tyrant with Craig and Lee.

              I had to split up Lee and Craig and put Lee with Danny because of the falling out. Talent management folks, it’s essential.

                ‘Dropping logs in the breakbeat bogs’ line up?

                ‘Nail the caste badge onto the servant’ fairground stall.

                Millsy The bottom two listed for each room will be on warm-up, starting duties. Will be told not to bang it out, but to set the mood.

                    rhouses The bottom two listed for each room will be on warm-up, starting duties. Will be told not to bang it out, but to set the mood.

                    This is really impt and a good idea, king.

                      Zackster, why are you even showing your face in this thread. You should be ashamed of yourself with your festival roster - my ears are fucking bleeding just looking at it.

                      yeah Zack. Where are the babes?

                      Zackster copy pasted his line up from the 2014 Movement Festival.

                      I love the idea of Helena Hauff rolling up to the festival, only to be stopped by Rhouses atop his litter.

                      Woah Woah Woah play girl. Hold it right there! Before going another step, I must inspect your USB sticks! MmmHmm MmmHmm, it is just as I have suspected. These are filled with club bangers, which are right out! Your presence has been demanded to warm it up! You will not be blowing it out, like the seat of my fly pants! Now, another thing. My friend here * prods litter-bearer with a stick * has brought along a copy of the sensual club classic Lifetimes by Slam. I am currently going through a bit of a slut phase, and I have decided that you must play this at the appointed time! You must gauge the crowd’s energy and desire and play this symphony at the ripest of moments… Pussies👏🏼Must👏🏼Be👏🏼Popping! Now excuse me. My gut is coiled tighter than a spectacled cobra, and I must void my bowels before returning to the VIP artisan pancakes tent! * cracks whip *

                        Can you imagine Zackster’s festival? Not only will it be a full-on assault of the worst kind on all your listening senses, you’d have to put up with a bunch of smelly hippies holding up “Bernie Wants Techno” signs all over the place.