Who's in your all star lineup?
i’m too lazy to put any thought into this, so i’ll just go with 24 hours of danny howells.
Never understood the Howells love. Seen him twice at Arc, too. Not knocking him; there is clearly something there, but it’s always gone over my head.
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The Rhouses Festival would be sick (in a good way). Would work out 2 for 1 deal with Job and Helena, because I make the rules. Headliners on top.
Room 1 (Bangers)
Sasha and Digweed
Josh Wink
Michael Mayer
Patrice Baumel
Jimmy Van M
Room 2 (Feel Good Vibes)
Job Jobse B2B Gerd Jansen
H-Foundation
Danny Howells B2B Lee Burridge
Terry Francis B2B Eddie Richards
Desyn Masiello
Room 3 (Weird and Wonky)
Sven Vaath
Dixon B2B Kristian Beyer
Job Jobse
Sascha Funke
Craig Richards
Helena Hauff
Room 4 (Honeys AKA Beauty and the Beat)
Ellen Alien
Magda
Charlotte De Witte
Helena Hauff
Chloe Harris
Room 5 (Live Set)
The Field
Jon Hopkins
BICEP
Frank Wiedermann
Paul Kalkbrenner
Room 5 (Disco Ball)
Jungle
Maribou State
Crazy Penis
Romare
Roosevelt
The Magician
Franc Moody
rhouses Room 4 (Honeys AKA Beauty and the Beat)
A distinct lack of POWER PROG in Zackster’s line up.
Rhouses has already given this some thought lol.
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lol. Good half hour and some edits too.
I reckon rhouses is pitching for a new festival to rival sunburn in India.
Was tempted to set up a djark disco room, but the Rhouses Festival isn’t about bandwagons. It’s about the timeless legends.
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Dubman lol. With enough money that would be easy… the guy running Sunburn is an egotistical maniac with absolutely no clue. I used to run their social media pages in the ‘good old days’ for a couple of years, until they told me to also man the owner’s twitter handle, so I could help him become a celebrity in the scene. Fuck off.
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Millsy Beauty and the Beat’ idea
It’s the type of incredible idea that one would come up with whilst sat on the toilet 
Mobility scooter bumper cars!
competitive eating comp outside the bedrock tent.
mono-stereo The good news is I flushed once I was done!
Eating Tent would be a game changer. Mutton Rolls, Mutton Biryani and some really shit Chinese food to keep Dave away.
In retrospect, if it was possible, I’d do a 2 for 1 with Sasha too, so he can bring back the original Tyrant with Craig and Lee.
I had to split up Lee and Craig and put Lee with Danny because of the falling out. Talent management folks, it’s essential.
‘Dropping logs in the breakbeat bogs’ line up?
‘Nail the caste badge onto the servant’ fairground stall.