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  • The Paris Olympics Thread

The MTB race was sensational - Pidcock punctured and came back from 40-odd seconds down to win it in the final 45 seconds with a very aggressive overtake and pulled away

    The french were booing him. Lol. Loooseurs!

    Pidcock’s overtake was ace.

    The French fucking booing him as he crossed the line. Wankers.

    Favourite tennis joke:

    Do you know ALL male tennis players are witches?

    Take Goran. Ivanisevitch.

      Smallman1

      Smallman1 Remember being on a night out with Big Novak when he spilt his tequila (not a euphemism) everywhere.

      Suspect Novak has a story about the time he was out and spilt his drink when he saw a man with a novelty neck.

          bosstrabs
          I’m on it Dave, just want to make sure I get the delivery right if I ever get invited to a parteh

              At the risk of inflicting a Canadian pile on, Summer McIntosh is a bit special. Won her 400m medley at a canter. Only 17 too. Pity Richards just missed out on gold

              bosstrabs Got another one for you, MC:

              What do you call a Norwegian call girl?

              A fjord escort.

              Lol!