The Paris Olympics Thread

Along_the_Wire just watched it on french TV. Delicious! They cut away asap post finish.

The french were booing him. Lol. Loooseurs!

Pidcock’s overtake was ace.

The French fucking booing him as he crossed the line. Wankers.

Favourite tennis joke:

Do you know ALL male tennis players are witches?

Take Goran. Ivanisevitch.

bosstrabs
I assume this requires delivering in a comedy Eastern European accent to be funny Dave?

Smallman1

Smallman1 Remember being on a night out with Big Novak when he spilt his tequila (not a euphemism) everywhere.

Suspect Novak has a story about the time he was out and spilt his drink when he saw a man with a novelty neck.

Mad_Cyril M-Sizza, live, laugh, love, just for once!

Mad_Cyril Got another one for you, MC:

What do you call a Norwegian call girl?

A fjord escort.

LOL

At the risk of inflicting a Canadian pile on, Summer McIntosh is a bit special. Won her 400m medley at a canter. Only 17 too. Pity Richards just missed out on gold

Ireland win their first swimming gold since Michelle Smith!

alistair Didn’t someone get bronze yesterday?

I do like the swimming finals in a packed arena. Plenty of tension. Britain have got a decent :chance of a gold in the 200m freestyle relay later.