The Paris Olympics Thread

Mad_Cyril M-Sizza, live, laugh, love, just for once!

bosstrabs
I’m on it Dave, just want to make sure I get the delivery right if I ever get invited to a parteh

Mad_Cyril Got another one for you, MC:

What do you call a Norwegian call girl?

A fjord escort.

LOL

At the risk of inflicting a Canadian pile on, Summer McIntosh is a bit special. Won her 400m medley at a canter. Only 17 too. Pity Richards just missed out on gold

Ireland win their first swimming gold since Michelle Smith!

alistair Didn’t someone get bronze yesterday?

I do like the swimming finals in a packed arena. Plenty of tension. Britain have got a decent :chance of a gold in the 200m freestyle relay later.

alistair good point!

alistair Went to the swimming in 2012 - it was absolutely roasting in there

Dementia-ridden Grant accidentally sat in the sauna at the swimming centre.

bosstrabs Hugo-esque that one, Dave

Coco Gauff being an absolute wand in the tennis. Boo fucking hoo love.

Millsy I saw that….proper moment.

Dan call was well after and she knows it.