The Paris Olympics Thread

Favourite tennis joke:

Do you know ALL male tennis players are witches?

Take Goran. Ivanisevitch.

bosstrabs
I assume this requires delivering in a comedy Eastern European accent to be funny Dave?

Smallman1

Smallman1 Remember being on a night out with Big Novak when he spilt his tequila (not a euphemism) everywhere.

Suspect Novak has a story about the time he was out and spilt his drink when he saw a man with a novelty neck.

Mad_Cyril M-Sizza, live, laugh, love, just for once!

bosstrabs
I’m on it Dave, just want to make sure I get the delivery right if I ever get invited to a parteh

Mad_Cyril Got another one for you, MC:

What do you call a Norwegian call girl?

A fjord escort.

LOL

At the risk of inflicting a Canadian pile on, Summer McIntosh is a bit special. Won her 400m medley at a canter. Only 17 too. Pity Richards just missed out on gold

Ireland win their first swimming gold since Michelle Smith!

alistair Didn’t someone get bronze yesterday?

I do like the swimming finals in a packed arena. Plenty of tension. Britain have got a decent :chance of a gold in the 200m freestyle relay later.

alistair good point!

alistair Went to the swimming in 2012 - it was absolutely roasting in there

Dementia-ridden Grant accidentally sat in the sauna at the swimming centre.

bosstrabs Hugo-esque that one, Dave