Sounds like Pig & Dan.

Mrs Diggers will surely have words after this. Reduce the South American trips. Cant he sub contract out a lookie-likie / an Abba style hologram / to Bagpuss? No one would know. Nicky M getting ill should have been a warning to him too.

Maybe we need an emergency MixPub of Bedrock classics to pull him through.

    Dan Nooo- fuck - and yet when I look hard I can sort of see it now you’ve said it ! I am so naive about this - someone told me that half of the women and some of the blokes at work have had it done - Jesus.

    Dan Botox? Really? An Agassi style syrup maybe, but botox? Wild!

      Have you not seen his fizzog in the last 3 years Amps?

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        Mad_Cyril I remember him looking a bit Max Zorin a while back, but I thought he’s just let his bird do his hair. I’ll be honest, I try not to spend to long looking at other middle aged men. Allow me to have a Google.

        Teeth and haircut I reckon, not sure he’s full of Pollyfilla.

        I hope speedy recovery for Uncle John.

        Amps Think we discussed on here a while back on whether he’d had work done 😆. Like Mumsnet it was. He’s no Simon Cowell for sure.

        Speedy recovery etc.

        He needs to slow down. Stop all the worldwide travel madness. Nice, little residency in London would do him. Maybe a Thursday night in the Charing Cross area.

        Get well soon, John.

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          delged Nice little residency at the end of my front room.

          Mick Boskamp just posted about this in (I guess it was a screenshot in a group chat) Threads that he’s, or has been in critical condition. 😬

          Sounds pretty fucking serious. Hope he’s going to be ok