Smallmans fantasies laid bare for all. The Geoffrey Giraffe version of Penthouse Forum.

Amps no they are properly well made mate. I was sceptical but ended up with an Epix 2 and it’s brilliant.

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    Millsy interesting, as I’ve just discovered the Samsung doesn’t quite do what I want it to.

    The sensors on the garmins are a lot better I’ve found, plus if you run or cycle the mapping and Strava integrations are supposed to be the best. It sleep tracks remarkably well and does stuff like HRV too. Basically everything you should need and the battery lasts pretty much all week on one charge. Win.

    Best price always seems to be at H Samuel for my one: https://www.hsamuel.co.uk/garmin-epix-gen-2-black-silicone-strap-smartwatch/p/V-9119900

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      Millsy winner… not exactly ‘easy on the eye’ is it 🤣 I have this horrible vision of myself going all in on Apple again ☹️

        Amps

        Amps you can obviously change the face and the strap mate. The bezel is brushed steel so pretty much up to you what you do with it to make it 100% ‘amps’. I’m sure they’ll do a hemp or hessian strap on Amazon and you can have a photo of Cristina Hendricks on the face with her nipples as hands if you want.

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          alistair Tell me more. Spent 5 hours clearing leaves at the cabin today, and that was round 2.

          Hot Tub & red Wine is easing the back pain but I can’t face it again next year!

            alistair Thanks mate.

            Watching the videos that’ll last about 5 minutes 😂 I’m on a forest park in Wales. The leaf piles can be a foot or so.

            That video wher it demos hoovering up 7 leaves and then warns against the danger of wet ones had me pissing myself!

            So it turns out 100 beers is a lot of beers. Cheers.

              rhouses if they are for some kind of Xmas / NY fancy dress party, then we don’t want to stop you as it will give the rest of the party a good laugh.

              Millsy So it turns out 100 beers is a lot of beers. Cheers

              I read this and thought, ‘no shit’.

              Then I remembered ‘Drinkiesgate’ and thought, ‘ah’.

              Commendable public service Mills 🏅

                Mad_Cyril wine warehouse had a 12 bottle deal for £60 delivered too. So just the spirits to go. It’s basically all for me this year. Gtfi