A spokesman for TMZ says “It was the beginning of the end for Heard when she finally broke down Elon’s security protection software and undid his flies, only to find a 5” Swiss Army Knife instead of a penis. Elon claims it was due to a forfit he lost when playing cards with Steve Balmer and Judd Apetow. He claims after a while he got used to it and that he used it more often than he normally would if he owned a regular Swiss Army knife."
What a complete oddball.
Again, I want to be clear; this was a gen funny move by Elon.
Must have been busy getting his hair bolted on for the day
Lol, defo a syrup!
Is that someone at a urinal in the background?
Yes, it is. Elon has revolutionized the work day by making Tesla employees piss and shit in front of everyone else. This way people only use the bathroom when they really have to go. Productivity is through the roof!
@zackster - up to 9 kids now (10 if you count Amber Heard’s)
His supporters are having normal reactions
It this rate his spawn could form a union.
Children of the corn . The fucking freak show.
The guys just fucking creepy. Can’t believe he hasn’t been seen through by all his dumbass sycophantic lovies that think he’s actually invented something other than a shit submarine that didn’t work.
It’ll come out eventually for sure.
Zackster invented a submarine?
Aww, someone has just officially withdrawn their offer for Twitter. I can’t believe I was 1000% correct when I said the whole purchase agreement was nonexistent and a PR stunt.
Actually, I was wrong about the purchase agreement. Looks like a lawsuit is coming! Going to be dialed in!
