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How has crepitating bowel erosion not already been kicked?

I thought the mods were going to deal with the sockpuppets on this board?

The usual hypocrisy from a berk who’s flipped his screen name numerous times across three forums we know of. What’s up Davey, don’t like people you don’t like breathing your air? Ironic that the member who makes you froth with hatred the most (Edward) hasn’t deviated from his persona in all the time we’ve known him, whilst you’ve been various shades of Toss Trabbs or whatever character you’re playing until the next ‘hilarious’ change. Perhaps your clique buddies should do the honourable thing and ban you, save us all the agony of your turgid, recycled material and obvious Smallman-envy.

alistair Go and get your nappy changed if it’s all wet. Ask Mummy to do it before the new champions play Rottingham Hotspuds (TM Pedo Dave) later. You don’t want to miss that. Football being played properly. By winners.

Imagine a life so sad you sit around waiting for Liverpool to lose so you can make up a new alias to post comments about it on a board where absolutely nobody can stand you?

Grim

    Wrong thread David, that belongs in your canon of achingly-original fashion extravaganzas, created (predictably) to give yourself the excuse to try and appear sophisticated and informed on matters of style. As previously stated, the actions of a desperate man.

    Old-Dutch We’re not bothered, so stop acting like the proverbial small child who’s dropped her ice cream. The world is full of people you won’t like and they couldn’t care less either. Get back in your pram.

    Mathieu is a “motivated problem solver”, I’m sure he’ll find a way around it.

    Old-Dutch Be more annoyed at your haughty, holier-than-thou attitude to people who don’t think and act like you. There’s some work to be done on modifying your character, so get to it. I’d suggest you waste a little less time on here and more on self-improvement, but that’s not going to happen, is it?

    David trawling the internet for scraps again. Witless, bantless and completely clueless.

    Desperation.

    Ciao.

    The one single thing the whole board can agree on is just what an awful, awful, massive, lying, boring fucking cunt you are Flares.

    Go and play on Twitter with you’re stupid made up pal Thurman who’s equally thick and unfunny.

    What a goal by Firmino / Salah combo!

    Have to take the positives!