General Football Nonsense

The usual hypocrisy from a berk who’s flipped his screen name numerous times across three forums we know of. What’s up Davey, don’t like people you don’t like breathing your air? Ironic that the member who makes you froth with hatred the most (Edward) hasn’t deviated from his persona in all the time we’ve known him, whilst you’ve been various shades of Toss Trabbs or whatever character you’re playing until the next ‘hilarious’ change. Perhaps your clique buddies should do the honourable thing and ban you, save us all the agony of your turgid, recycled material and obvious Smallman-envy.

alistair Go and get your nappy changed if it’s all wet. Ask Mummy to do it before the new champions play Rottingham Hotspuds (TM Pedo Dave) later. You don’t want to miss that. Football being played properly. By winners.

Wrong thread David, that belongs in your canon of achingly-original fashion extravaganzas, created (predictably) to give yourself the excuse to try and appear sophisticated and informed on matters of style. As previously stated, the actions of a desperate man.

Old-Dutch We’re not bothered, so stop acting like the proverbial small child who’s dropped her ice cream. The world is full of people you won’t like and they couldn’t care less either. Get back in your pram.

Old-Dutch Liverpool FC?

Agreed.

Old-Dutch Be more annoyed at your haughty, holier-than-thou attitude to people who don’t think and act like you. There’s some work to be done on modifying your character, so get to it. I’d suggest you waste a little less time on here and more on self-improvement, but that’s not going to happen, is it?

David trawling the internet for scraps again. Witless, bantless and completely clueless.

Desperation.

Ciao.

The one single thing the whole board can agree on is just what an awful, awful, massive, lying, boring fucking cunt you are Flares.

Go and play on Twitter with you’re stupid made up pal Thurman who’s equally thick and unfunny.

Apparently Klopp cried in the post game press conference.

Hadn’t realised his mum died in the week and he couldn’t attend the funeral. Tough week

This is class. I have a lot of respect for Rogers. He gave us some great moments at Liverpool and he’s clearly an even better manager now

Grant’s tantrums are crystalline moments of aching, heart-rending beauty. The grinding of teeth, the clenched fists banging on the keyboard, the language of the profane. Never in the life cycle of the internet has one man been triggered so hard by a singular idea: that any person he despises dare use a chat forum he has designated as his own safe, special space.

Only the frenzied, spittle-flecked threshing of never-Trumpers on anti-social media approaches this level of swivel-eyed rage; a man in his forties, with children of his own, behaving like a spoilt brat over something as mundane and socially-awkward as the use of an online message board.

Deary, deary me.

Hursty We need Jordan Henderson back in the midfield. Don’t ever want to see him at centre back again.