General Football Nonsense

Dortmund are the obvious one for the yellow wall, generally being the only club to regularly menace the detestable Bayern, and the Klopp connection.

BUT Union Berlin are the coolest top flight club, for their fans, their anti-Red Bull Leipzig protest, and the running battles they apparently used to have with Dynamo (the military/establishment team) fans in the old East Germany.

Still, the club I always root for in the Bundesliga is Werder Bremen - they were my first choice so I’ll stick with them. Mostly for their surprise league wins despite being a heavily unfancied team, and Karl-Heinz Riedle, one of the most intelligent forwards to play the game. The perennial underdog who come good.

Bayern provided me with the greatest night of my life in 2012.

In their own backyard with Smallman Snr by my side.

Majestic!

Still love the fact that only BF (RIP) and me are the only two posters to have seen their side lift ole big ears in the flesh.

Proper fans.

Given the amount of bullshit BF and yourself spout, I’d say that fact is highly debatable.

As always, happy to send photos.

Have led some life tbf, memories for a lifetime.

Echo Given the amount of bullshit BF and yourself spout, I’d say that fact is highly debatable.

Take it you weren’t in Madrid last year?

Correct.

But I was in Athens 2007, unfortunately, which was a shitshow.

Smallman, you’re not a football fan, you’re the equivalent of that braying bellend who scores tickets to his company’s box every week and no one tells to fuck off for being a know-nothing cunt because most people are too polite. Except your freebie exec box isn’t a box, it’s just bog-standard seats with hot choc and Smallman Sr’s corpulent frame wedged between you and some singer from the 80s who has to write songs about the Covid to make people remember who he is.

You shitnecked incel mong

Smallman1 Still love the fact that only BF (RIP) and me are the only two posters to have seen their side lift ole big ears in the flesh.

Proper fans.

Fuck off Ed.

Hursty I think he means in the actual stadium

bosstrabs Karl-Heinz Riedle

Was he any good for us, my late 90s football memories are a little hazy.

bosstrabs Still, the club I always root for in the Bundesliga is Werder Bremen - they were my first choice so I’ll stick with them

Bremen is a bit of a drab city though, and the wind is colder than a polar bear’s nutsack.

Just when you think you can’t love him any more he rocks up with a Scouse perm and a tache.

Little Richard found alive and well

hugopal So is where I grew up so no big deal

Anyway, I like their green kit. There isn’t a team who plays in green in England (except lower league like Plymouth Argyle).

Er Norwich?

Old-Dutch Yes, their nickname is the ‘Canaries’ because they play in predominantly green.

They’ve had plenty of green kits over the years