Lol, fuck off netball nelly. Respect is earned, not demanded. And he put me in a shed, or something.

-si- I’ve absolutely no fucking idea whatsoever who you are, you madman, so posting a picture of a bloke with a kid and one of judge jules test pressings isn’t going to impress me, mate.

Delighted to hear its the real you though. Look forward to reading your posts if this is the start we are off to.

Ps. Love the dull something or other in someone’s shed analogy. That’s one I will be using from now on.

The fact that you don’t know who I am says it all really. Clearly you’re not part of the progressive house glitterati and have never been on ‘The Spreadsheet’. You’re probably still trying to buy Global Underground 002.

Also, you’ve just had a dig at my me aul muckka Millsy about basketball with a rip roaringly poor insult. Poor form. Step up or step out and have a word mate.

Are you the Canadian mimsy? Two peas in a prog pod, mate, aye?

Have you any of your prog mixes you can link me up to, bro?

    -si-
    Careful Si, Loopy Boy graduated from Winnipeg State Tech with Diploma in Soccer Arbitration .

    He’ll Red Card you faster than something very fast.

      Mad_Cyril Careful Si, Loopy Boy graduated from Winnipeg State Tech with Diploma in Soccer Arbitration .

      1. Canada has provinces and three territories. No states. All post secondary education is government funded.
      2. Winnipeg is like… Hmm. Glasgow in the 1980s, but a hell of a lot colder with more crime and the shittiest of the largest cities in Canada with extra shit on top. I would never willingly set foot there.
      3. I live in Ontario. Most Canadians cannot stand people from Ontario because we’re too cool for school.
      4. As a football referee, I’m subject to the same Laws of the Game as dictated by FIFA and IFAB and as such, the same tests. Si would get a yellow for dissent and a warning to shut it - a red if he carries on. If he comes in with studs up, straight red and a two match ban.

        Mad_Cyril He’ll Red Card you faster than something very fast.

        Much faster than your shit knowledge of Canada?

        -si- Are you the Canadian mimsy? Two peas in a prog pod, mate, aye?

        Have you any of your prog mixes you can link me up to, bro?

        Millsy I assure you is very English. He lives in Bournemouth.

        I on the other hand, am very much a Canuck. However, years of hard graft in the 1990s and naughties progressive house game allowed me to befriend many a Brit, so I’ve become rather adept at the slang, culture and various collequialisms.

        In short, I sound like a ponce around people from the UK. I’m fine with this and it’s become a long running joke that I could out-Cockney someone born within hearing Bow’s bells.

        http://www.hearthis.at/jaykaufman. There’s a five and a half hour belter up there.

        loopdokter Winnipeg is like… Hmm. Glasgow in the 1980s

        how shit could glasgow possibly have been in the 80s? certainly not nearly as awful winnipeg.

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          303abuser how shit could glasgow possibly have been in the 80s? certainly not nearly as awful winnipeg.

          Based on all accounts Glasgow from the various Wegies I know was pretty shit in the 1980s and even 1990s. Properly rough. Winnipeg is shit though.

          14 days later

          Ket, MDMA and coke cocktail was the final straw for old Erick.

          Never managed to climb out of that k hole

          He couldn’t techno for an answer.

          Yeah, I know what you’re thinking ‘that rascal Smallman1 is fucking good.’

          Correct!

            Rare lol for ed.

            Lot of moaning being done these days. Snowflakes everywhere ffs. Who hasn’t ended up accidentally penetrating someone at an after party over the years?

            The Derrick May cases are so bizarre if true, how does somebody that blatant make it this far without people black listing him? Classic tracks here or there regardless, he sounds like a mad cunt rather than a rapist per se.

            I know I shouldn’t laugh but the picture in my head of May, sitting at the end of the bed, knob in hand, cockeyed with rage telling them to get out of the room, is fucking hilarious.

              LT42 Times have changed. I’ve heard enough rumors about his behaviour to believe it. Shit like that was looked through the fingers all the time before #metoo.

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                Homegrove My mates have seen him in action and pulled him for inappropriate touching whilst in Croatia.

                Pest with a few decent tunes.