My favourite Smallman moment of restaurant idiocy was where he said Japanese is Asia’s elite cuisine.

Total fucking clownshoe whose posts should be totally disregarded.

    It’s the amount of times he’s eating Italian and pizza with no cheese that always gets me.

    bosstrabs
    To be fair to Eddie, the amount of times he justifies a shit restaurant choice with a link to a Jay Rainer review does lend him a certain gravitas

      Just had a “Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Holes” from Bross Bagels Stockbridge:

      Buffalo Bacon Schmear, Sliced Chicken, Parmesan Panko Crumb, Fresh Basil and Buffamayo on Chipotle Cheddar Bagel.

      A real lip-smacking taste, like a kind of sharp citrus tang but also wasabi hot. It’s a slightly strange combination but really works.

      Bross bagels making boss bagels. Who would have thought it!

        This has put the cat amongst the pigeons

        You just focus on your chocolate box good looks, Smallman.

        Was happy to continue here all afternoon, but then I suddenly thought fuck these cunts, why bother? I owe you nothing.

        bosstrabs And how that bird rated you less than ten out of ten.

        Come on Dave, you are better than this.

        Don’t let your hate me for me get in the way of top top bants.

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