Sandwiches RANKED

Smallman1 Yes Smallman, you wouldn’t get it.

Like playing Beethoven’s 5th to a dog.

bosstrabs you’re a tender chunk Dave. I see what you did there. Haha.

Can’t get over a pie in a roll.

I can’t lie, I’m a little intrigued.

Smallman1 Give it a try.

You could do it with a Southern-style ‘rough puff’ pie if that’s your preference.

All sorts of winning.

Mad_Cyril NO THANKS CYRIL, I’VE GOT MY OWN MATES

bosstrabs IN REAL LIFE OR ON THE FORD FUCKING MODEO FORUM?

The fuck is barmy cake, dave?

It’s a roll Si.

bosstrabs Lotta love for the Bears Paw here Dave.

Phil-McRackin They let you out of The Port?

Amps how dare you….from Helsby, not the Port.

• Tesco Stonebaked Kalamata olive batard (sliced lengthwise)
• butter
• smoked salmon
• scrambled eggs
• topped with grated manchego cheese

C_J eating that in your half-zip whilst watching a depressing French film about loss and redemption, CJ?

C_J Tesco Stonebaked Kalamata olive batard (sliced lengthwise)
butter
smoked salmon
scrambled eggs
topped with grated manchego cheese

Would literally kill me as well as sounding absolutely horrific.

Smallman1 Smalls, have you done a pie barm yet?

Must have decent butter, which I’m sure you can acquire at mid-market M&S, it’s not like you shop at SCABSDA.

bosstrabs Must have decent butter,

I can’t eat butter Dave.

A good cup of strong tea accompanied by 4 slices of fresh white bread, butter, butcher sliced crumbed ham, colmans mustard. World class. Thats it. No fancy wank. Just good ole working down the shipyards, bring your lunchbox to work simplicity.