Sandwiches RANKED

C_J eating that in your half-zip whilst watching a depressing French film about loss and redemption, CJ?

C_J Tesco Stonebaked Kalamata olive batard (sliced lengthwise)
butter
smoked salmon
scrambled eggs
topped with grated manchego cheese

Would literally kill me as well as sounding absolutely horrific.

Smallman1 Smalls, have you done a pie barm yet?

Must have decent butter, which I’m sure you can acquire at mid-market M&S, it’s not like you shop at SCABSDA.

bosstrabs Must have decent butter,

I can’t eat butter Dave.

A good cup of strong tea accompanied by 4 slices of fresh white bread, butter, butcher sliced crumbed ham, colmans mustard. World class. Thats it. No fancy wank. Just good ole working down the shipyards, bring your lunchbox to work simplicity.

LT42
I like mine with cherry tomatoes & pickled gherkins

LT42 that is a fantastic sarnie. Would add the butter needs to be spread thickly and a good amount of mustard so you get the odd nose burn.

Agreed, except the crumbed ham would be swapped for honey roast.

Either type of ham works but yeah you’re right, Rich, a few layers of Kerrygold and a good spread of colmans.

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Spaghetti LOLognaise!

bosstrabs lol

Fairly generic tuna salad, but feel like the ratios are perfect:

1 can tuna in olive oil
1 medium sized tomato and red onion, chopped in small pieces
1 green chilli and some parsley chopped
2 tablespoons mayo
1 hefty teaspoon Dijon
A drizzle of hot sauce (i did a mango habanero)
Lime, Salt and pepper to taste (don’t use lime in the batch)

No lettuce, nothing. Just a buttered lightly toasted bread. Did a ciabatta yesterday. 10 min job max. Could add celery.

Remove the parsley and that sounds decent

I prefer celery instead of onion in my tuna sandwich

Shittest sandwich is tuna, mayo and sweetcorn.

Particularly if served with an ice cream scoop from one of those massive tubs where the tuna has been exposed all day. Literally smells like rancid fanny

Rhouses two thirds of the way there.

bosstrabs he is probably 100% the way there and that’s before he has even had the tuna sandwich

It’s like going down on a ginger burd in PVC leggings you’ve just pulled in Rankey’s.

(I do like tuna, but only really the way the Japs do it)

Close enough. It’s one of my favourite Korean banchans, ex taught me in college because it’s so easy to make. Tuna, mayo, sweet corn, salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes. Delicious with some sticky rice, and a nice counter to the kimchi spices and gochujang.

You could skip the mayo in my tuna salad if you’re looking for something fresher. And agree on the parsley Rich, should be optional.