Sandwiches RANKED

Smallman1 Smalls, have you done a pie barm yet?

Must have decent butter, which I’m sure you can acquire at mid-market M&S, it’s not like you shop at SCABSDA.

bosstrabs Must have decent butter,

I can’t eat butter Dave.

A good cup of strong tea accompanied by 4 slices of fresh white bread, butter, butcher sliced crumbed ham, colmans mustard. World class. Thats it. No fancy wank. Just good ole working down the shipyards, bring your lunchbox to work simplicity.

LT42
I like mine with cherry tomatoes & pickled gherkins

LT42 that is a fantastic sarnie. Would add the butter needs to be spread thickly and a good amount of mustard so you get the odd nose burn.

Agreed, except the crumbed ham would be swapped for honey roast.

Either type of ham works but yeah you’re right, Rich, a few layers of Kerrygold and a good spread of colmans.

LT42 The crumbs from the crumbed ham are going to go all in your Thrustmaster TCA Yoke Pack High-Precision Flight Controller and Throttle Quadrant with Official Boeing License for PC and Xbox Series X|S and then it will be fucked.

bosstrabs Thrustmaster TCA Yoke Pack High-Precision Flight Controller and Throttle Quadrant with Official Boeing License for PC and Xbox Series X|S

bosstrabs then it will be fucked

Two LoLs for Dave in one post

Spaghetti LOLognaise!

bosstrabs lol

Fairly generic tuna salad, but feel like the ratios are perfect:

1 can tuna in olive oil
1 medium sized tomato and red onion, chopped in small pieces
1 green chilli and some parsley chopped
2 tablespoons mayo
1 hefty teaspoon Dijon
A drizzle of hot sauce (i did a mango habanero)
Lime, Salt and pepper to taste (don’t use lime in the batch)

No lettuce, nothing. Just a buttered lightly toasted bread. Did a ciabatta yesterday. 10 min job max. Could add celery.

Remove the parsley and that sounds decent

I prefer celery instead of onion in my tuna sandwich

Shittest sandwich is tuna, mayo and sweetcorn.

Particularly if served with an ice cream scoop from one of those massive tubs where the tuna has been exposed all day. Literally smells like rancid fanny

Rhouses two thirds of the way there.

bosstrabs he is probably 100% the way there and that’s before he has even had the tuna sandwich

It’s like going down on a ginger burd in PVC leggings you’ve just pulled in Rankey’s.

(I do like tuna, but only really the way the Japs do it)

Close enough. It’s one of my favourite Korean banchans, ex taught me in college because it’s so easy to make. Tuna, mayo, sweet corn, salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes. Delicious with some sticky rice, and a nice counter to the kimchi spices and gochujang.

You could skip the mayo in my tuna salad if you’re looking for something fresher. And agree on the parsley Rich, should be optional.

bosstrabs sushi or are we talking about a can of tuna?

Fuck off with your downvote Dave.

rhouses Tuna, mayo, sweet corn, salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes.

Fucking grim. Downvote well deserved.

The only thing worse than mixing tuna with mayo and sweetcorn is then heating the fucker up which only increases the horrific odour.
Same with tuna and pasta bake. A truly Stephen King level of horror.

I was skeptical but it’s lovely and still make it as a side dish. Get some crispy seaweed and slap together a kimbap with it as well.

My favourite is when you go to Subway and they put two sandwiches in the grill/oven at once, on that metal tray fished out of Fred Dibnah’s scrapyard circa 1978, yours and some cunt who has ordered tuna mayo (scooped out with an ice cream scoop and smeared all over their disgusting, fetid bread with that smearer), and before you can stop them and say “actually, I’ll have mine un-toasted” it’s in there, your Meatball Marinara infused with the hideous stench and taste of rancid fanny.

Ooooh will search Ortiz out. John West is the bougie option out here, used to be addicted to their smoked oysters, not gonna lie. Even better with a spicy shinramen.

bosstrabs lol! bad enough you look like a cunt, let alone smell like one.

bosstrabs surely this should be in past tense. You’d still go to a Subway? Haven’t been to one in at least 15 years.

rhouses Sometimes there is no choice, Rhouses.

For example, at a UK railway station, it’s probably Costa with their nasty cardboard paninis or Subway where you may at least get some fresh lettuce and cucumber on your sandwich.

Smoked oysters. Is that what they call feet in Delhi?

You’re better than that LT. lol.

bosstrabs M&S sandwiches must be better? Easily available.

Rhouses doesn’t notice the stink coming off his nasty tuna sandwich as he’s hanging off the side of an Auroville-bound train inhaling the scent of a pilgrim-filled river that is basically an open sewer with turds floating on it.

bosstrabs not allowed to eat in the Bangalore metros and I wouldn’t touch a room temp tuna sandwich, or one that has ‘travelled’.

rhouses Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes.

What?!

Mmmm, piping magma-hot tuna/mayo soup fresh from the microwave onto my sandwich.

Thanks for the top tip, Rhousedawg.

I’d like to reiterate that the microwaved tuna mayo is meant to be had as a standalone baked side dish, and can also be used as a filling for kimbap. Not a sandwich.

Well at last it makes complete sense.

Never mind downvoting, Rhouses should sit a 1-week suspension for this.