Don’t mind the occasional tuna sandwich (not a euphemism)

Millsy
A full 800W for 9 minutes, or until the mayo separates.

    Is Rhouses missus the most unfortunate woman on the planet?

      bosstrabs i will not contest it this month, making her bring back at least 2kgs worth of albanese gummy bears as well.

        bosstrabs wifey bought two of everything because she felt bad I couldn’t join her. True love, you should try it Dave.

        24 cans of ortiz tuna, and a life supply of sour gummy bears, peach rings, and nerds gummies.

            rhouses Rhouses, that’s not ‘true love’, she only indulges you (puts up with your shit, literally) because it’s an arranged marriage and she’s from a lower caste.

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                rhouses a life supply of sour gummy bears, peach rings, and nerds gummies.

                All caned in less than 2 hours, natch

                  Rhouses can you run me through the maths of your Mrs bringing two of everything back and 24 cans of tuna?

                  Cheers!

                    Lol. ‘ a lifetime supply of gummy bears’. Two packets.

                    rhouses did she have to leave all her stuff behind so she could stock you up with all that tuna!!!

                        Smallman1 no jokes this is the haul:

                        1.4 kgs of exotic fruit gummy bears
                        1.8 kgs of sour gummy bears
                        1.2 kgs of nerds gummy clusters
                        .6 kg of peach rings
                        36 packs of butterfingers
                        24 cans of ortiz white tuna in olive oil (only asked for 12 in my defence)

                            RichM was overweight, but airlines let her off with just a warning. She’s come back with a whole wardrobe from a store called Athelta!

                              rhouses 1.4 kgs of exotic fruit gummy bears
                              1.8 kgs of sour gummy bears
                              1.2 kgs of nerds gummy clusters
                              .6 kg of peach rings
                              36 packs of butterfingers
                              24 cans of ortiz white tuna in olive oil (only asked for 12 in my defence)

                              🤣 I’m losing it here

                                there’s another duty free chocolate bag. Luckily that would just require a quick walk from the luggage belt to car. Caramel M&Ms and peanut butter m&ms, and maybe some cheeky after 8s, she’s hidden the bag somewhere.

                                Happy to share the links if any of you have access, i basically searched best US candy for stoners and this is what popped up.

                                This is why I don’t fly economy nowadays, especially through Dubai or Doha, the third-worlders in ‘coach’ are like this, stuffing bags and boxes full of absolute shit into the overhead bins, then congregating for a family meeting (all 14 of them around one matriarch’s seat) 5 hours into the flight when the cabin lights are off and every fucker is trying to sleep.

                                  bosstrabs stuffing bags and boxes full of absolute shit into the overhead bins

                                  lol. All in a conveniently packable bag for life from the supermarket