Sandwiches RANKED

mono-stereo Is it BRITISH Mono?

Was trying to decide which was worse, the olive oil, mayo and butter combo on rhouses’ first effort, or cj’s salmon, scrambled eggs and cheese. Then rhouses blows the roof off with a tuna, sweetcorn and mayo latte, no doubt garnished with a block of lurpak and a pint of olive oil chaser.

LT probably taking this one with the simplistic ham and mustard. Hard to beat. Maybe some vintage cheddar added to lift it up another notch?

Lol. Beyond grim. Rhouses’ small intestine must resemble Mordor at this point.

-si- Then rhouses blows the roof off with a tuna, sweetcorn and mayo latte,

Must admit Costa, Starbucks et al have yet to cotton on to this.

Steve Austin implanted all of the useful parts and became the bionic man, rhouses took what was left and installed the lot. He’s bionic from the mouth to the anus. Can eat, digest and shite food like no other man on planet earth. The 6 million rupee man!

1. BLT with turkey sandwich
2. Tuna salad sandwich with a little zing and pizazz
3. Tune bake with sweet corn side dish

^only bangers

rhouses Tune bake with sweet corn side dish

Rhouses literally melting records to eat in his oven now.

Trisco with tons of Crisco.

Salmon, scrambled eggs and cheese. How has this not been reported to the relevant authorities?

Millsy LOL!

-si- LT probably taking this one with the simplistic ham and mustard. Hard to beat. Maybe some vintage cheddar added to lift it up another notch?

If you add vintage cheddar to just a ham and mustard sandwich it’s going to start getting a bit dry and stodgy; meaning some kind of pickle or chutney would also be needed to help it go down.

hugopal If you add vintage cheddar to just a ham and mustard sandwich it’s going to start getting a bit dry and stodgy

Better to turn it into a toastie for that very reason.

bosstrabs Agreed, putting ham, cheese and mustard in a toaster does make it acceptable.

I’d be doing the mustard as a dip, though.

Rhouses would put the ham and mustard in a blender, bake that in a clay oven and then pour it over 5kg of rice with ghee. The alternative bastard.

rhouses id eat that

Millsy Rhouses would expect these guys to make it:

bosstrabs lol this video is a classic.

hugopal

Absolutely not, hugo. a light spreading of mayo OR butter on both slices of bread, with the addition of the mustard ensure that it remains SUCCULENT, like a chinese meal.

Generally avoid vintage cheddar for melts, the whole point of vintage is getting those crunchy salt bits and they get nuked in toasties. Better to have as is.

Ham and cheese, best with gruyere or manchego. Let the dijon take care of the salty umami.

rhouses another one which makes me chuckle

RichM Decently funny, but just doesn’t have the nuances Dave’s video had which makes it an absolute banger of racism.

No cheese, no butter, I’ve always said that!

rhouses what have you got planned for the Ortiz tuna?

RichM definitely not nuking it in the microwave or any mayo. lol.

Will keep it clean and fresh, tomato onion banana peppers, squeeze of lime salt pepper at the end. Let the tuna do the talking. Open face sandwich. Treat this mofo like sushi. Might do a tuna musubi down the road.

Double whammy of suitcase weight and the price pissed off the missus, but she pulled the trigger. “Come on, at least I’m not making you lug some sneakers back.” worked.

rhouses sounds good mate. Glad it’s not getting drenched in mayo as it’s decent stuff. I very rarely buy it, but when I do most of it just gets eaten straight from the tin!

rhouses yeah it’s outrageously expensive unless you buy it in Spain. Let me know what you reckon. I just use it in a Tuna Mayo sandwich tbh.

Don’t mind the occasional tuna sandwich (not a euphemism)

Millsy
A full 800W for 9 minutes, or until the mayo separates.

Is Rhouses missus the most unfortunate woman on the planet?

bosstrabs i will not contest it this month, making her bring back at least 2kgs worth of albanese gummy bears as well.

bosstrabs lol

bosstrabs wifey bought two of everything because she felt bad I couldn’t join her. True love, you should try it Dave.

24 cans of ortiz tuna, and a life supply of sour gummy bears, peach rings, and nerds gummies.

rhouses Rhouses, that’s not ‘true love’, she only indulges you (puts up with your shit, literally) because it’s an arranged marriage and she’s from a lower caste.