Sandwiches RANKED

Shittest sandwich is tuna, mayo and sweetcorn.

Particularly if served with an ice cream scoop from one of those massive tubs where the tuna has been exposed all day. Literally smells like rancid fanny

Rhouses two thirds of the way there.

bosstrabs he is probably 100% the way there and that’s before he has even had the tuna sandwich

It’s like going down on a ginger burd in PVC leggings you’ve just pulled in Rankey’s.

(I do like tuna, but only really the way the Japs do it)

Close enough. It’s one of my favourite Korean banchans, ex taught me in college because it’s so easy to make. Tuna, mayo, sweet corn, salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes. Delicious with some sticky rice, and a nice counter to the kimchi spices and gochujang.

You could skip the mayo in my tuna salad if you’re looking for something fresher. And agree on the parsley Rich, should be optional.

bosstrabs sushi or are we talking about a can of tuna?

Fuck off with your downvote Dave.

rhouses Tuna, mayo, sweet corn, salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes.

Fucking grim. Downvote well deserved.

rhouses sushi or are we talking about a can of tuna?

Sashimi

The only thing worse than mixing tuna with mayo and sweetcorn is then heating the fucker up which only increases the horrific odour.
Same with tuna and pasta bake. A truly Stephen King level of horror.

I was skeptical but it’s lovely and still make it as a side dish. Get some crispy seaweed and slap together a kimbap with it as well.

My favourite is when you go to Subway and they put two sandwiches in the grill/oven at once, on that metal tray fished out of Fred Dibnah’s scrapyard circa 1978, yours and some cunt who has ordered tuna mayo (scooped out with an ice cream scoop and smeared all over their disgusting, fetid bread with that smearer), and before you can stop them and say “actually, I’ll have mine un-toasted” it’s in there, your Meatball Marinara infused with the hideous stench and taste of rancid fanny.

Ooooh will search Ortiz out. John West is the bougie option out here, used to be addicted to their smoked oysters, not gonna lie. Even better with a spicy shinramen.

bosstrabs lol! bad enough you look like a cunt, let alone smell like one.

bosstrabs surely this should be in past tense. You’d still go to a Subway? Haven’t been to one in at least 15 years.

rhouses Sometimes there is no choice, Rhouses.

For example, at a UK railway station, it’s probably Costa with their nasty cardboard paninis or Subway where you may at least get some fresh lettuce and cucumber on your sandwich.

Smoked oysters. Is that what they call feet in Delhi?

You’re better than that LT. lol.

bosstrabs M&S sandwiches must be better? Easily available.