Fuck off with your downvote Dave.

rhouses Tuna, mayo, sweet corn, salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes.

Fucking grim. Downvote well deserved.

    rhouses sushi or are we talking about a can of tuna?

    Sashimi

      • LT42

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        The only thing worse than mixing tuna with mayo and sweetcorn is then heating the fucker up which only increases the horrific odour.
        Same with tuna and pasta bake. A truly Stephen King level of horror.

        I was skeptical but it’s lovely and still make it as a side dish. Get some crispy seaweed and slap together a kimbap with it as well.

        I enjoy a tuna mayo sandwich, two non negotiable points:
        1) No sweetcorn.
        2) Tinned tuna must be Ortiz. Completely different power level to that absolute fucking prick John West.

          My favourite is when you go to Subway and they put two sandwiches in the grill/oven at once, on that metal tray fished out of Fred Dibnah’s scrapyard circa 1978, yours and some cunt who has ordered tuna mayo (scooped out with an ice cream scoop and smeared all over their disgusting, fetid bread with that smearer), and before you can stop them and say “actually, I’ll have mine un-toasted” it’s in there, your Meatball Marinara infused with the hideous stench and taste of rancid fanny.

            Ooooh will search Ortiz out. John West is the bougie option out here, used to be addicted to their smoked oysters, not gonna lie. Even better with a spicy shinramen.

            bosstrabs surely this should be in past tense. You’d still go to a Subway? Haven’t been to one in at least 15 years.

                rhouses Sometimes there is no choice, Rhouses.

                For example, at a UK railway station, it’s probably Costa with their nasty cardboard paninis or Subway where you may at least get some fresh lettuce and cucumber on your sandwich.

                    • LT42

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                      Smoked oysters. Is that what they call feet in Delhi?

                      You’re better than that LT. lol.

                      bosstrabs M&S sandwiches must be better? Easily available.

                        Rhouses doesn’t notice the stink coming off his nasty tuna sandwich as he’s hanging off the side of an Auroville-bound train inhaling the scent of a pilgrim-filled river that is basically an open sewer with turds floating on it.

                          bosstrabs not allowed to eat in the Bangalore metros and I wouldn’t touch a room temp tuna sandwich, or one that has ‘travelled’.

                            rhouses Mix and throw it in a microwave for a couple of minutes.

                            What?!

                              Mmmm, piping magma-hot tuna/mayo soup fresh from the microwave onto my sandwich.

                              Thanks for the top tip, Rhousedawg.