Sandwiches RANKED

C_J

If you want pure weed with no adulterants don’t wrap it in paper! use a glass bong or a pipe ffs!

Kells77

C_J Or just buy a vape pen. That’s what I do. No muss, no fuss. Just straight stoned.

rhouses

C_J Raw Black Organic Hemp, my latest paper of choice.

Dubman

I’ve used a dab pipe before.

jonattonyeah

rhouses

jonattonyeah Christ that’s giving me flashbacks to two of the worst years of my life. Still, worked wonders for all my last minute assignments in college.

Kells77

-si- Yeah….that’s kinda the point 😂

rhouses

Just gave myself a like for that extended essay on tobacco and joints. lol.

Back on topic. Recently discovered the beauty of egg salad sandwiches. Currently my mix is hardboiled eggs, kewpie mayo, dijon mustard, and grated wykes vintage chedder (love the crunchy salt bits), salt and pepper. If this is not already perfect enough, I’m open to tips.

Smallman1

rhouses egg salad sandwiches.

Lol, of all the sandwiches you go for this!

RichM

rhouses love that you call this a egg salad sandwich but there is no salad in it

jonattonyeah

rhouses egg salad sandwich

The smell is horrific. I could make a joke but I shan’t.

BlainSA

rhouses kewpie mayo, dijon mustard

Mixing Kewshite with Dijon? BURN HIM!

Smallman1

Lol, not a single tomato!

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 white sourdough, bit of butter, sliced boiled egg, sliced tomato, plenty of mayo, salt and pepper. Marvellous.

bosstrabs

I’ve recently been converted to the cult following of 7-Eleven sandwiches.

Basically a schnitzel in very soft white bread with the crusts cut off like you do for bairns, and tons of buttery egg salad.

Not sure if you can get these outside Asian 7-Elevens but they’re fucking fantastic and I can easily do 3 packs with a hangover.

rhouses

Some crispy iceberg or even arugula I can understand, but tomatoes in an egg salad seems like the wrong choice texture wise. Too mushy.

Smallman1

rhouses arugula

Que?!

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Que?!

LOL, fucking hell, wannabe gastronome Smallman doesn’t know what fucking arugula is.

Chump.

bosstrabs

You probably know it as ‘rocket’ but that’s no excuse.

‘Arugula’ is used as a term on menus almost equally I would say.

Smallman1

bosstrabs You probably know it as ‘rocket’

Is the right answer!

bosstrabs

You should be familiar with it because it’s about the only topping you can have on a pizza.

Just bread, parma ham and rocket.

That’s your favourite pizza.

Dry as a nun’s cunt.

Smallman1

Don’t forget the all important tomato base Dave.

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