I was going to say there’s another better thread for jokes, then I read that shit show and fair dos. Keep it here .

    3 months later

    Having just been knighted, more bad news has bestowed Lewis Hamilton as he’s found out his application to join Musical Youth has been rejected on the grounds that he couldn’t “pass the Dutchie on the left hand side”

    Made me laugh. Tough crowd! I’ll see myself out…

      ScottBailey Don’t mind them, Scott. They don’t know comic genius when they hear it. I’ll have the family ROTFLing telling them that one at Christmas. upvoted

        Cracker, Scott. Ignore these javelins

        Unbelievable joke, Scott. Breathtaking, even. Don’t let these Palestine’s get you down.

        …first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.

        Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.

          Gonorrhea would have been a great name for a diarrhea medicine.

          We actually have a Christmas jumper day today in work. We are up to all kinds of high jinks.

            Unbroken1 …first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop.

            Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.

            A gen lol for Damo!

              Had a terrible nightmare last night that I was trapped inside a snow globe.

              All is good now though, just a feel a bit shaken up.

              Take my wife.