Unbroken1 …first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop. Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes.
Smallman1 Unbroken1 …first day as a delivery driver for Mt Kipling I had to do an emergency stop. Fortunately the lorry had exceedingly good brakes. A gen lol for Damo!
Smallman1 Had a terrible nightmare last night that I was trapped inside a snow globe. All is good now though, just a feel a bit shaken up. Take my wife.
Smallman1 A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors. Try the fish!
bosstrabs Smallman1 A b-flat, an e-flat and a g-flat walk into a bar. The bartender says sorry we don’t serve minors. YOU FUCKING CUNT
Smallman1 A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: Mind if I say a word?" She says: “Please do.” The man clears his throat and says: “Bargain.” The widow replies: “Thanks that means a great deal.”
