Modern sayings that need to go in the fooking bin

Millsy

Smallman1 christ yes 👍

alistair

Synergies (at work)

SM001

“Panny D” is great. 🤣 I’m using that.

-si-

Wake up, Sheeple! is a particular bugbear with me at the minute.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 Oftentimes

Troy Aikman says it all the time in his Fox coverage of the NFL. Fucking winds me up.

Millsy

Also ‘winningest’ when watching American ‘sports’

loopdokter

Millsy Also ‘winningest’ when watching American ‘sports’

Right back atcha with ‘dispossessed’ and UK football announcers.

LT42

“I’m not crying, you’re crying.” - 53.8k Retweets 381k Likes

bosstrabs

‘Boils my piss’ - tired of hearing this one now.

Old-Dutch

No means no

Phil-McRackin

‘not there, that really hurts’

vinnyt77

I was today years old when I realised that people that say “I was today years old” need to get in the fucking sea.

Kells77

vinnyt77 Hahaha….guilty at least a couple times. 😂

-si-

Feel similar about that fucking because… abomination.

Eg. “Ugh, america is such a shit hole because Donald trump!”*

Fuck off and write your sentences correctly, you irritating cunt. It’s bad enough that I have to read that piffle that comes from inside that freaky looking head of yours, without being forced to do so and it making no sense whatsoever.

*just an example and no offence meant to our American brothers and sisters.

Amps

Due to spending copious amounts of time on YouTube recently, I’ve spotted the almost constant misuse of the word ‘fit’, ‘fits’ and ‘fitted’ by are American friends. Example:

‘That fit in there’

When it should read:

‘That fitted in there’ or ‘That fits in there’.

A small thing, but one that makes me want to invade.

Along_the_Wire

Amps Are you watching YouTube clips on epilepsy, Amps?

-si-

Sounds more like porn tube than YouTube with those type of sentences in use, amps…

Mad_Cyril

-si-
Epilepsy is a porn category?

SM001

Mad_Cyril Real life vibrator.

-si-

Mad_Cyril Epilepsy is a porn category?

It’s fit for purpose, mc!

SM001

@Kells77 Welcome back, Kells! I hope you’ve fully recovered from your bout of the splurts.

Kells77

SM001 Hahaha….yes! All better now, apart from my voice, which is still recovering. I sound like the coolest, 90 year old smoker you’ve ever met 😂

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