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Watching a film called When The Crawdads Sing.

Absolute fucking drivel.

Fall Guy: Nothing about this movie is good, even the stunts and Ryan Gosling (who is basically playing Ken again). Was left wondering how the script got a pass. A Gosling movie is to my wife what a PTA movie is to me, so it had to be done. I did enjoy the variations of Judas Priest’s seminal, homosexual hit, Turbo Lover, that run through it. Gold Class as per, hot dogs, cheesy Belgian French fries, and a 50 50 mix of caramel and Hawaiian BBQ popcorn at intermission.

3.1 / 10

Challengers: Watched this with the normies in a regular cinema hall. It’s a decent tennis movie, and I’m not going to lie, did not get bored and was keen to see how the wonky af love triangle played out. Confused about the soundtrack, most of it I was thinking they were pandering to the cheeseball EDM Euphoria generation, gimmicky and over bearing. But sometimes it worked. The tennis is ok (not even close to as real as King Richard), the acting ok. All of you will hate the ending (I saw it coming, but it worked for me). Good movie to watch with the missus (she said much better than fall guy, but not great). Don’t think I’ll watch again, but I guess there’s a lot of connect the dots in the dialogue. Preferred Zendaya in Dune, but she’s got charisma in this.

6.8 / 10

    Fall Guy.

    Fucking awful. I’d score it even lower than rhouses. When you have the dog bites man’s genitals gag 8 x in a movie you know they are desperate. Watched this to kill time before flying back to London and feel I’ve aged a decade in 2 hours. Avoid.

        Homegrove
        The term normies pissed me off.

        Unless by normies he means people who can lay a cable without destroying the bog, it doesn’t come across very well

        • C_J replied to this.

            Wasily Thank God I didn’t pay the full price for the ticket.

              rhouses we have those too here, sans waiters. It’s fucking stupid. Eat at home.

                It was an obvious pisstake MC. I initially went with muggles (but wrong crowd).

                All I want is a big screen, and great sound and I’m pretty happy. In Finland we have just one IMAX, which I do want to experience one day. But it’s in Helsinki naturally. We got a new big theatre in Turku recently, but they went the food and lazy boy-seating route, so fuck them.

                Does UK have any Dolby-theatres? We don’t, and I’m a big in the dark how that differs from IMAX.