Rebel Moon Part 1: Director’s Cut
I watched this on Netflix and I’ve had it in my potentials list because I don’t mind a bit of sci-fi. It’s over 3 hours long and what I didn’t know until I’d finished was that the normal version at about an hour less is also available. First mistake.
Rebel Moon is like a dark version of Star Wars. So many similarities with the look, feel and plot. I think they pinched the costumes for some of the characters from the Star Wars wardrobe (see the priest guys with the flat, circle hats, for example) and the spaceships mostly look the same too.
Starts off strong with some gore and violence, then segues into tits, more tits and then some fucking. Great! I’m invested. Spoiler: For the next two and half hours there are no more tits and no more fucking. Also note, the film goes downhill from this point. Quelle surprise.
They’ve got Darth Vader, Emperor Palatine, Lando and even C3P0 in it, or at least their equivalents in the story. The similarities don’t stop with Star Wars. The orc leader from LOTR is in it. They have a scene where they’re taming a wild animal like in Avatar. They managed to recruit a general turned gladiator for their cause. I wonder where they got that idea from. There are plenty of others, but you get the idea.
It’s a real mish mash and the ‘love story’ is pathetic. The guy is massive bellend with weak sauce and there is no way the protagonist would be realistically interested. But she is…
That said, plus points. Some of the scenes do look good. Not wow good, but still good. As I mentioned before, tits. The baddies spaceship (THE KING’S GAZE) looks like a black version of Red Dwarf. The antagonist played by Ed Skrein isn’t bad either.
4/10.