Nosferatu (2024). I loved it. However a couple in a row before us left 30 minutes into the film, so clearly like all Eggers-films it’s not for everyone. But it was the first Eggers my wife liked. The pacing was a bit uneven (some parts felt rushed, some went on a bit), but the already announced extended cut on the home release should fix that.
Bill Skarsgård’s Count Orlok was pretty fucking far from a sexy vampire. It felt like you could smell him, which was awesome. Lily-Rose Depp was also very good.
5 vampire dongs out of 5.