Millsy Take away the NB logo, add a wanky Zoro flash and change the colourway to green and you basically have Smallsy’s Kermit trabs.

They should defo stop you going anywhere near the trigger.

Remember how Ed always used to post up the side profile pic of those?

This is why…

      If it’s dry, they’re getting rocked at Glastonbury!

      Smallman rocking pink and green Nike Streaks, a t-shirt with a dripping ice cream on it, and Blue Harbour shorts.

      What a combo!

      Any other bloke wearing such a combo would immediately feel their cock and balls invert and retreat inside their lower intestinal area like a Samurai trans beast.

      Gotta love the tramp stamp kanji on the tongue.

      Gobsmacked anyone would actually buy those trainers. Unless it was for a joke?

      Ed bopping around in the special needs area in a bubble football to protect himslef, with those trainers sticking out the bottom.

      He’ll still be attacked by at least 3 people.

        Bopping? More like Morris dancing.

        Also, white mesh trabs at a festival?

        Pure idiocy.

        At least Rhouses monstrosities are in a somewhat festival friendly colourway. Especially if he’s clearing up discarded styrofoam cups and burger boxes.

          Lol @ festival friendly colorway

          Millsy lol ‘New Balance: Facilities Services’

          Imagine the irony if Rhouses actually did work in Facilities Services and was dispatched to clean up one of his own earlier shits that the chemical toilet just couldn’t deal with.

          (And then some jocular scousers tipped up the portaloo with him inside, Rhouses’ maid clapping furiously from the sidelines)

            rhouses Full disclosure here… the Made in England 991s were purchased after the 990v5s a month back, with the wife’s blessings. Caught her in a good mood and also bought her a pair of ‘sea salt black’ NB 57/40s. She loves them.

            Comer has already given his stamp of approval on Instagram DM.

            Will be swerving the 725s.

                bosstrabs Remember how Ed always used to post up the side profile pic of those?

                This is why…

                Nike Andi Peters?

                  Surprised Dave hasn’t been seduced by the Mandarin on the tongue.