Smalls, you wouldn’t actually die, you’d probably just vomit a lot, have diarrhea, cloudy piss and aching joints for a few days until you figured out you were overdosing on vitamins, which would be lol-tastic

bosstrabs I’m not even going out until I see there’s not a second wave in about a fortnight. Until then, contactless home deliveries for everything.

Have scaled back my pub going plans when they open, reckon they will be hot spots for the first few weeks.

      Smalls would be posting on here like a cloudy-piss mong, trying to upload a picture of one of his loose stools and failing, going “what do you reckon’s wrong with me?” instead of seeking medical advice

      Along_the_Wire They’re 25 micrograms not milligrams. One is safe (just), the other would kill you.

      Liked for the micrograms vs milligrams correction.

      However, why add the “(just)”? My daily tablet is 50 µg and in some cases even 100 µg per day is recommended.

          Amps A few weeks?! Amps, until there is a vaccine or successful treatment I would suggest avoiding bars and eateries for the foreseeable future.

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              Dominic Cummings: Smallman’s Common Sense, Millsy’s Dress Sense

              zackster A few weeks?! Amps, until there is a vaccine or successful treatment I would suggest avoiding bars and eateries for the foreseeable future.

              Nah, once that Rnumber of infection drops to fuck all, probably after a second wave, we should be able to deal with the small outbreaks. Pubs open by October ish, me in for a few pre Chrimbo scoops at the beginning of December, assuming I’m still out of work and loving the day drinking.

                  Amps ooh ok. Oct seems reasonable. I thought we were talking in a few weeks.

                    Nah, very much taking the Runcorn Dave approach here, staying in (quite happy to), and having stuff delivered where possible.

                    Saw a few before and after Covid shots of people last week, it proper fucks you over, not interested in that here. No neck gym heads looking like pow casualties. Swerve.

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                    In regard to the protest marches in London and Birmingham this week, why has no reference been made to the fact that nobody at these events is social distancing or abiding by the guidelines re: the number of people that can meet in one place.

                    Have read two news reports on it, and neither has any reference to people breaking the lockdown rules.

                    I fully support the message of the protests but how can such massive volumes of people just meet up without any intervention?

                      gcw
                      Has bemused me since it kicked off in ’merica

                        7 days later

                        The US saw a spike in cases yesterday, 21k new cases since Wednesday. What an explosive fiasco that place is right now.

                        Hursty The Guardian is reporting it like it’s the end of the world - their ad revenues are down over 50%, it shouldn’t have been any kind of shock at all.