Millsy dunno mate. Basically a shopping mall in the desert where you can’t get spangle dangled or off your pickle. Plus there’s no bacon or black pud on the belly buster menu. And the locals have zero bantz.
Yes, fuck Dubai. Looks utter shit.
Also, you’d be surrounded by absolute weapons - the type who live on an Essex council estate but spend all their money on stuff like (second-hand) Range Rovers and trips to Vegas/Dubai.
That and expats who earn way more than they should working in something like civil engineering and look forward to the Friday buffets where they get shitfaced on champagne for five hours.