LT42 Fucking cunts.
Do they have dentists on Maldivian islands?
Tenerife here I come!
BORDER GUARD: What’s the purpose of your trip? SMALLMAN: Neck shortening procedure, only available in Tenerife. BORDER GUARD: On you go son, you need it.
bosstrabs Neck shortening procedure
LOL
The giraffe.
BORDER GUARD: don’t trip over your laces!
BORDER GUARD: What’s the purpose of your trip? SMALLMAN: Ledging the bants. BORDER GUARD: Christ we’ve missed you.
On the way home:
SMALLMAN: Remember when I told you the purpose of my trip was ledging the bants?
I lied
Old-Dutch On the way home: SMALLMAN: Remember when I told you the purpose of my trip was ledging the bants? I lied
Old-Dutch On the way home:
Ha!
Love it!
It was a socially distanced date on the beach with an African migrant.
bosstrabs It was a socially distanced date on the beach with an African migrant.
D for Downvoted!
alistair Isn’t Nick in the vulnerable due to age category? I only hope he’s been vaccinated so he can play these plague raves without fear?
FabiParas Nick’s more likely to die of boredom
alistair Why would he die of boredom?
Because of the shit music he plays.
https://www.prsformusic.com/m-magazine/features/the-secret-dj/
Non-medical people administering unreliable tests. What could go wrong? Crackers.
alistair Maybe send medical professionals to everyone’s house / school twice a week then.
That would be perfectly sane
alistair It’ll work to an extent though - better than nothing?
We need to start helping the rest of the world out once we’ve done the over 50s
Mad_Cyril like they are going to be able to do that. The government is in danger of overreaching. Orwellian nightmare
Us youthful asthmatics needs vaxxing!
Smallman1 if they do the over-50s, all those at risk will have been done too
